Where have all the taxpayers gone? Long time taxing Where have all the taxpayers gone? Cap gains to show Where have all the taxpayers gone? Gone to Texas&Florida’s sun! When will Dems every learn? When will they EVER learn?
By Kevin Judge | June 18, 2019
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. FASCISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and sells you the milk, and you cannot refuse to buy. SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The state takes one and gives it to someone else. COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The… Read More »
In the late 1970s, economists from around the world were visiting a South American nation for a conference. After one of the sessions, four of them – a Pole, a Soviet, a Texan, and a New Yorker – walked out together to get some lunch. An excited young newspaper reporter approached them, and tried to… Read More »
An economics graduate student was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn… Read More »
An economist, a philosopher, a biologist, and an architect were arguing about what was God’s real profession. The philosopher said, “Well, first and foremost, God is a philosopher because he created the principles by which man is to live.” “Ridiculous!” said the biologist “Before that, God created man and woman and all living things so… Read More »
The First Law of Economists: For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist. The Second Law of Economists: They’re both wrong.
Three econometricians went out hunting and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired but missed by a meter to the left. The second econometrician fired but missed by a meter to the right. The third econometrician didn’t fire but shouted in triumph, “We got it! We got it! On average, we got!”